If you haven’t already, check out my full post where I discuss @ANAGRAMATRON and bots.
I love all of @ANAGRAMATRON’s tweets, but if I had to pick favourites, these would be them.
From those that carry a story, of the evening before, and the dreaded morning after…
How does one party hard?
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Luke Haag (@ThomasHaagLuke) April 10, 2014Parenthood... who's ready???
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Tyson (@Code_of_Konduct) March 26, 2014
To those that work within the equality of the text, presenting a hilarious (and insightful) redefinition….
Glow in the dark condoms 😳
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Thugger (@Johnnyswaaygo) April 29, 2014"Old Dog, New Tricks." oh man
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stephen songheim (@darrenhalder) April 04, 2014
School ruined my day
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jeanne (@versacaniff) April 17, 2014You're Monday's child.
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Serendipity (@TashMuneyney) April 08, 2014
To those that meditate on the meaningless of life…
Shower, read, then sleep.
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Karen Opoku (@xTrustAndObey) April 29, 2014The Hopeless Wanderer
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Lindsay Spielberg (@_lindsayblake_) April 20, 2014
Super Tired
Early to Bed
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NATASHA *Kui* (@teairra_natasha) March 29, 2014Destroy
Rebuild
Repeat
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Henry Smola (@HenrySmola) March 10, 2014
To those that read like a sit-com…
I'm ready to run wit the big boys
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LOLA️Q️ (@lastking215) March 16, 2014ate my body weight in burritos
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leah (@holaleah) April 12, 2014(and at therunonsentence.com, this pairing is particularly relatable.)
To the ones that capture the absurdity of the internet’s humour…
THERES A MIDGET ON STAGE
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gene (@420skulls) April 12, 2014God is the greatest!! Amen.
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Motheo (@Calmatheo1) April 02, 2014
CATDOG IS ON. I REPEAT CATDOG IS ON.
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Em Sheerer (@Em_Sheerer) March 16, 2014Oops. I got distracted once again. 😂
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Kayleigh Bitter (@Kay_Z_17) March 28, 2014
To those that hold absolutely beautiful poetic rhythmic qualities…
Honey butter biscuits >>>
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March 24th (@tionnanicolee_) April 08, 2014You be trustin bitches
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june1♊️ (@MiikeMayne) April 08, 2014
And capture the coldness of some social situations…
getting ready for my lil cousins talent show
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queen of the damned (@_lmt317) March 26, 2014If my house get any colder it'll start snowing.
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tyler vachon (@MrSqueaks25) March 21, 2014
Never should let you go..
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Kartina Hardiyani (@krtnhrdyni) March 27, 2014Gurl, he doesn't love you
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Peter Pan (@MyLifeAsNatalia) March 11, 2014
And the classic twist endings…
Spent all day with him💕
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Alexis Reyes (@Alexis_haili15) March 28, 2014Whilst I plan my death
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HelpMe? (@sucialthought) March 30, 2014
To the self-critical pairings (a prevalent feeling on the internet)…
my icon screams "thug life"
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j (@jbizzleminaj) December 21, 2013I cringe at myself so much
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LauraMay (@LauraaMayB) January 02, 2014
And the ones that speak of the same experience…
Sit and talk . ? With each other . ? Face to face . ? Umm
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☆Bissh Wheettt★ (@Hunnii_bunn) March 26, 2014I can't talk to him after what he accused me of
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GradKing (@25thSupreme) March 22, 2014
And finally, the ones that read like epiphanies, and are.
The art lies in process
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Dane (@D4NEO) April 10, 2014Secret Relationships >
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#SYB Howard (@HowardLue5) March 26, 2014Because if there’s a tweet that summarizes the work of @ANAGRAMATRON, this is it. I find the concept of @ANAGRAMATRON as exciting as its realization; the process of the machine to man relationship as important as the tweets themselves. However, it’s the secret relationships that really make the account successful, that explore the bizarre world we inhabit online, and the strange language we’re dissolved in.
Of course, you can always find more anagrams by following @ANAGRAMATRON, or check out this post where I discuss bots.
